1875. New Mexico Territory. A stranger with no memory of his past stumbles into the hard desert town of Absolution. The only hint to his history is a mystrious shackle that encircles one wrist. What he discovers is that the people of Absolution don’t welcome strangers, and nobody makes a move on its streets unless ordered to do so by the iron-fisted Colonel Dolarhyde. It’s a town that lives in fear.

But Absolution is about to experience fear it can scarcely comprehend as the desolate city is attacked by marauders from the sky. Screaming down with breathtaking velocity and blinding lights to abduct the helpless one by one, these monsters challenge everything the residents have ever known.

Now, the stranger they rejected is their only hope for salvation. As this gunslinger slowly starts to remember who he is and where he’s been, he realizes he holds a secret that cold give the town a fighting chance against the alien force. With the help of the elusive traveler Ella, he pulls together a posse comprised of former opponents - townsfolk, Dolarhyde and his boys, outlaws and Apache warriors - all in dager of annihilation. United against a common enemy, they will prepare for an epic showdown for survival. {Official Site}

So, what happens next? Will there be another age-old alien invasion?
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Ester Pienaar

 
Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman stars in Season of the Witch a supernatural action adventure, which follows a group of knights as they escort a woman accused of being a witch and infecting the world with the Bubonic plague to a remote abbey, where monks will perform a ritual in hopes of ending the pestilence. Their journey tests their strength and courage as they discover the woman’s secret that pits them against an inexplicable powerful and destructive force.

Is this the end or are there more treacherous adventures ahead?
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Ester Pienaar

 

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Pixar has decided to add another sequel to its vault of movies and created Cars 2, it’s James Bond meet animation. Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you have to do it. This sequel completely goes off track and would have been better suited as a made-for-TV-movie. Lightning McQueen and his rusted tow truck pal Mater head overseas to compete in the first ever World Grand Prix, McQueen wants to be the fastest car in the world and Mater gets caught up in international espionage. Their road to the Grand Prix takes plenty of twists and turns with plenty of Materrific laughs. Like a lot of sequels or trilogies it is definitely the sidekick that saves the day.

If Cars goes the same road as Toy Story, what will they get up to next?

Ester Pienaar

 
Horrible Bosses stars Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell, Kevin Spacey, and Jamie Foxx. Big names for a big comedy. Three friends decide to take out their bosses, i.e. murder them. The movie brings all that title and previewed actions imply including mediocre jokes and the usual over the top plot and situations. This doesn’t make for a bad movie but it doesn’t make it super exciting either. Their murderous plot is conceived one night after a few too many and a helpful push in the wrong direction by an ex-con. The three friends believe that the only way for them to move up in life and increase their happiness is by getting rid of the monstrous creatures they call Boss.

So, what will happen after they get what they want?

Ester Pienaar

 
Some teachers just don't give an F. For example, there's Elizabeth (Cameron Diaz). She's foul-mouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate. She drinks, she gets high, and she can't wait to marry her meal ticket and get out of her bogus day job. When she's dumped by her fiancé, she sets her plan in motion to win over a rich, handsome substitute (Justin Timberlake) - competing for his affections with an overly energetic colleague, Amy (Lucy Punch). When Elizabeth also finds herself fighting off the advances of a sarcastic, irreverent gym teacher (Jason Segel), the consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, her coworkers, and even herself an education like no other. - (C) Sony Pictures

Will the new and improved Elizabeth stay the way she is? Or will she revert back to her old inappropriate self? What will happen when her relationship with Russell ends?
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Sony Pictures

 
The title says it all and you don’t expect anything less than a gut busting laugh and you won’t be disappointed. The maid of honour to the bride-to-be has trouble living up to the title and struggles to keep everything together. She herself is unlucky in love but determined to give her friend the dream wedding she’s always wanted. The Bridesmaids are made up of a group of very colourful women; a cynical cousin, an idealistic friend, a raunchy future sister-in-law and the beautiful vain wife of the bride’s fiancée’s boss. The Bridesmaids get themselves into impossible situations, what else could possibly happen?

So, what happens next?

Ester Pienaar

 
First Class. Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were archenemies, they were closest of friends, working together, with other Mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known. In the process, a rift between them opened, which began the eternal war between Magneto's Brotherhood and Professor X's X-MEN. {Twentieth Century Fox}  

So, what happens next? Or should this question be: which one of the many X-Men franchises will be adopted into a so-so film?

Ester Pienaar

 
This is the 3rd movie in the Transformers  franchise directed by Michael Bay and produced by Stephen Spielberg. The Autobots and the Decepticons are in a race to reach a hidded Cybertronian spacecraft on the Moon. Most of the lead actors reprise their roles and fight alongside the Autobots to save Earth from its imminent distruction. This movie stars Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson and John Turturro.

So, what happens next?

Ester Pienaar

Loved by Her Friends (hehe)

 
A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, and a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the Last Twinkie and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America. - www.imdb.com

Again this is not the norm to a Zombie movie....thank god.  The comedy aspect of this is brilliant.  I love the rules our lead has to follow, or the rules he made up for himself to follow as a key to survival. 

I wanted to post about what I think should happens next, and believe I'm still going to, but consulting our friend Google I came across Zombieland Land 2 2013.

Firstly the rules should definitely be explored more.  And our lead character should start dating the hell out of our big sister. 
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JM

Self proclaimed gaming addict 

 
For those that don’t already know these movies are based on the survival horror games from Capcom. The movies follow Alice, the ‘heroine’, on her quest for survival along with a misfit bunch of die-hards as they try to outlive the very cliché zombie-apocalypse. It all started out when the Umbrella Corporation created the T-Virus, which had a nasty little side effect of turning people into flesh craving monsters. In 2010 the 4th Resident Evil movie came out and was titled Afterlife where Alice is in search a safe haven known as “Arcadia”. After plenty of munching zombies and some weird half creatures the gang ends up on a boat (which belongs to the Umbrella Corporation) called, you guessed it, Arcadia. A 5th film has been announced and is set for release in 2012.

So, what happens next?

Ester Pienaar

Jill of all trades, master of none.

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